Pleather Weather

It was pleather weather when I got dressed on this day, but not as the day wore on. I wore this to take a two hour (which turned into three hour) bus ride with my roller derby team to compete in another city. By the time we got there, the weather had changed and I thought I might sweat to death in what is essentially a plastic shirt and giant jeans!

Moto: Old Navy

Pleather tank: Winners

Boyfriend Jeans: Aeropostale

Shoes: Walmart

Tights which were peeking out by accident: Hue

Boyfriend jeans are unflattering and basically man-repellant but why do they have to be so comfortable? For seven dollars I took a chance on them but I think I'm going to be cutting them into shorts for such purposes as lawn-mowing and car-washing. They're one of those items that I loathed when I first saw them but then they started to grow on me. I stand firm on my original thought though: loathe entirely!

That's all,

Twills

XOXO

Fruits Week Day 5: Kiwi

When I wore this, mother nature had decided to give us a break from the oppressive, lethargy-inducing heat and make the day cold and windy. It was nice to get to wear a sweater again for one day, but I don't want to make a habit of it this summer.

Brown velvet shoes=kiwi skin!

Hat: Old Navy

Sweater: Thrifted

Shirt: Daddy but then D.I.Y.

Belt: Daddy

Boyfriend Jeans: Not Daddy. Aeropostale

Shoes: Betsey Johnson

I always said I'd never do boyfriend jeans, but here I am. Can you blame me if I paid for them with change? Coins! I thought I'd try them at that price but I must say, they are not a man-approved item by any means. Speaking of, in Feng Shui, wearing a green hat means that you've been cuckolded. I decided to buy it anyway because it's linen and I have an all consuming passion for linen in the summer even though it wrinkles like crazy. Plus, there's no one to cuckold me so the universe and I are good for now.

That's all,

Twills

XOXO