Maxi + Stompers

This is the only long skirt/dress item I own, and I never wear it. I just hate maxi dresses! I always feel enormous in them, or even worse: pregnant. I know it helps a little that I'm an even six feet tall in these shoes but the only other time I've worn this dress is when I've let the cleave bust out with my red lacy bra. Of course when I add a touch of skank to the mix I feel a lot more comfortable. Maybe I'll get this vagina dress from F21? (Which I secretly loved before it was pointed out that it looks like ladybits)

I suck hard at this whole self-timer thing. I get five shots, and this is what usually happens:

Finally in the middle, and now we're done!

Except for this silliness:

Dress, jacket, scarf: Old Navy

Tank: Calvin Klein

Shoes: Betsey Johnson

The boy child told me that I would only look pretty if my dress were pink; then he made me have a mustache but at least I got the tiara!

That's all,

Twills

XOXO

Self-Made

I made this scarf myself, and I've been thinking of doing a DIY but I can't remember where I first saw the idea. I remember that it was on someone's blog who had linked to a different blog where they first saw this done. Is that vague enough for you?

Scarf: Self made

Shoes: Payless

Everything else: Old Navy

I got a hematoma (I warn you, never google images of this word!) on my hip at roller derby practice on Sunday so I haven't been able to actually wear pants since then. Really, who needs pants anyway? I only wear clothes if I'm going to be leaving the house and that's why I make people call before they come over! The swelling has gone down dramatically as of last night so I should be able to get dressed again soon. It helps that it's been raining constantly for days now, I kind of feel like staying in bed all day again.

That's all,

Twills

XOXO