A few weekends ago, I had the pleasure of participating as an official at a huge roller derby tournament in our nation's capital. There was a black and white dress code for all of us, and for some reason I took issue with that. Now, normally I prefer to be in all black... but as soon as someone told me I had to be, well this is what happens when you attend the group meeting the night before:
I have no idea why I'm standing like this, but apparently I wanted you all to know that I have booty?
And an extra bonus baby picture, because this just proves that when your outfit is this fun, you have to have fun while wearing it.
Ooh, but I totally forgot that I switched to orange wedges before leaving the house!
Shirt: Old Navy
Shoes: Old Navy but I switched to Nine West for extra brightness
Necklace and bracelet: Child gifted
Polish: That Sally Hansen yellow stuff that I hate
I stayed with my BFF that night, and when I went to meet her for dinner I mentioned the fact that my outfit was rebelling against the dress code and that I was wearing every bright thing I own even though it didn't match. And she said, "I noticed that it didn't match" and I was all "Bish, plz!" I defy you to tell me that I look bad. I might hurt your eyes, but I was strutting this. So there. :P Haters gonna hate.